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POWERARMORED ASSAULT-SQUAD BERZERKER FROM THE YEAR 40,081

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TECHNO-BARBARIAN TERROR TROOPS, OUTFITTED WITH THE LATEST OF SLAUGHTER-TECH WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF IT'S FUNCTION

-HAND SELECTED FROM THE GALAXIES MOST VIOLENT AND PSYCHOTIC DENIZENS, BATTLE CHAMPIONS OF FERAL WORLDS, GANG LEADERS OF THE DEEPEST HIVE CITY SLUMS, WARLORDS FROM TECH-BACKWARDS FEUDAL PLANETS

-HYPNOTICALLY CONDITIONED WITH ALL OF THE FINEST WARFILMS & LIVE MURDER FOOTAGE, TRAINED AROUND THE CLOCK IN ALL MANNER OF WEAPONS AND UNARMED COMBAT SYSTEMS TIL THEIR MINDS ARE HONED TO THE BLEEDING POST TRAUMATIC EDGE

-THESE FORTUNATE FEW ARE THEN SURGICALLY BONDED TO THEIR ARMOR AND PUMPED FULL OF DANGEROUSLY UNSTABLE PSYCHOREACTIVE STEROIDS BEFORE BEING POINTED TOWARDS THE ENEMY AND GIVEN THE BAREST OF EXCUSES TO COMMIT UNCONSCIONABLE WARCRIMES AGAINST ENTIRE PLANETARY POPULATIONS